"Kyle D." (kyledblog)
06/03/2015 at 18:15 • Filed to: None
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"Kyle D." (kyledblog)
06/03/2015 at 18:15 • Filed to: None | 2
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People who drink water, or people, can finally uncover !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a revolutionary product that will change how we consume what makes up the majority of our body forever. That is until next year, when we get our hands on Hidrate Me 2 .
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While technological communication with water was just bound to happen in today’s society, why haven’t we achieved technological communication with our cars?
Oliver Brian Donohue II, founder of iheartmycar , had this to say:
I kept asking my coworkers why we hadn’t reached a point where our cars could communicate important information to us. They kept making excuses, like ‘I still don’t know, Oliver. Please stop asking me.’ and ‘I expected this garbage when I took a cashier job at Target from the customers, not from my coworker.’
Then, it hit me.
35 painstaking hours later, iheartmycar was stocked in Amazon.com warehouses around the world and ready to go live. I am truly a living, breathing example of the American dream.
Essentially, iheartmycar is a device that plugs into your car and transmits data via bluetooth to your phone in an app. To call this new product a game-changer would be an understatement.
iheartmycar will tell you when your gas light is on, when your oil change light is on, and even when your check engine light is on. If your car has a method of telling you to put more air in your tires, iheartmycar will pass along that message as well.
Oliver had this message for potential customers.
How many times have you been out and not even realized that your dashboard was brighter than the Vegas strip? It gets me all the time. Now with iheartmycar , you won’t even have to think about looking because your phone will notify you while you’re on the road, giving you more time to fidget with the radio and your GPS.
iheartmycar will be available April 1, 2016, but rumors are swirling that ireallyreallyheartmycar is already in the works and will be able to send users a notification when one or more of the car’s tires fall off. As an added safety bonus, the app will remind you when you hit highway speeds that texting and driving is dangerous.
Image from edn.com. Satire.
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> Kyle D.
06/03/2015 at 18:19 |
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NEW IDEA INCOMING
PATENT PENDING
WILL REQUIRE DATA PLAN
R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Nibbles
06/03/2015 at 18:25 |
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Don’t forget the in-app purchases TM
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> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
06/03/2015 at 18:30 |
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Fuck that
Not just fcuk that but FUCK THAT
Man I think I got something good here! Shit balls, this could be something OEMs would be interested in purchasing / licensing
Goddamned internet, I can’t talk to anyone about this for fear of some other assrocket coming in and stealing my jerb idea
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R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
> Nibbles
06/03/2015 at 18:37 |
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Don’t post it here, it will cease to be your IP (Intellectual Property) the moment thatbyoubuse any open source software or social media site that has a vested interest in big data.
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> R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
06/03/2015 at 18:44 |
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I KNOW
BUT I WANT TO SCREAM IT FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS
BRB MAKING SHITTY KICKSTARTER VIDEO